98 Degrees and John Basedow
No this post is not about some lame boy-band, so just stop right there if you were expecting to hear about Nick Lachey. Speaking of lame boy-bands……. why is it so surprising that Lance “I like ass” Bass is gay? He was the bass singer for a band who called themselves “NSYNC”. Ok sorry to get off topic, back to important things…….
Is it me, or has this summer been ungodly hot in upstate NY? As I am writing this post it is 11:30 AM, and according to weather.com it is already 91 degrees and “feels like 106 Degrees F”. It was 82 degrees in my apartment when I left my this morning! Compare that to Orlando, Florida which is currently at 88 degrees….. or Los Angeles, California where it is 74 and feels like 74? What gives?
Another thing that has really been bothering me is this dude John Basedow………. you know the “Fitness made simple” guy? I would post a pic of him….. but I can’t stomach the thought of his photo on my site. He is a self-proclaimed “fitness celebrity”…….. how does one become a “fitness celebrity”? Can I call myself a “fitness celebrity”? or would that require working out? How bout I call myself the “unfitness celebrity”? I can here the jingle now…….”unfitness made simple….. unfitness made simple”. For $29.99 you can buy my DVD which features 8 full hours of me sitting on the couch watching re-runs of CSI… eating the occasional bag of SunChips, and Hint-o-Lime Tostitos. Ugh I can’t stand it……. my dog even cries when those commercials come on. I think John Basedow is really the devil and the reason it is so damn hot out lately…….. You know how there are those Chuck Norris sites, that say Chuck Norris can do anything? I think there should be a similar site for John Basedow except where we blame all the worlds problems on John Basedow……. That would be cool! Ok I’m done…
Lip Provided By: John
September 28th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
John Basedow looks like a lion that’s been on a vegetarian diet. I don’t know why anyone would want to look like that sickly bastard. Here a link to a funny comic about him…
http://www.strangerrandy.com/images/Fitness%20Made%20Simple.html